If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
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The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
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After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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