we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
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Oh Jesus.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
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Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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