taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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