our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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