That's intense
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
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I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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