so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
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I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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