she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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