no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
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I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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