So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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