i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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