my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
wow bdsm is so cute
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