..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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