i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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