This house was built for laser tag.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
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Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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