The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
You dont lie about slip and slides
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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