do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
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I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
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Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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