Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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