Its about making memories worth repressing
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
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The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
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You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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