just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
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Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
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I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
They have beer where we have blood.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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