We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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