weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
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I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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