Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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