I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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