guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
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i used baking grease as lip gloss
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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