I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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