It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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