I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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