on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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