My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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