Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
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He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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