Define "chronic" masturbator.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
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Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
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You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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