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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
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Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
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