Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
