Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Found your dick twin last night
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
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