Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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