I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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