Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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