You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Randomize
