We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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