discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
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I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
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Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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