i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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