I want to have your abortion
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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