i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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