Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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