shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
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A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
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"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I wear drunk well.
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