I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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