We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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