i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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