I CAN MOONWALK!
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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