it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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