I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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