oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
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I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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