hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
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