***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
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Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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