There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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